Friday, January 22, 2010

BEST DIALOGUES FROM THE MOVIE 3 IDIOTS

BEST DIALOGUES FROM THE MOVIE 3 IDIOTS:

Manmohan(MM):YEH KILOBYTE HAI,YEH MEGABYTE AUR INKI MAA GIGABYTE.YEAH FAMILY BITE NAHI KARTI...lol

"JAHAPANA TUSSI gr8 HO TAUFA KABOOL KARO!!"

"ISSPE PAILE AAP APNE VASTRA UTARIYE NAHI TOH YEH AAP PER MOOTRA-VISARJAN KARENGA"

SHARMAN JOSHI's(RAJU RASTOGI) MOTHER:"BHINDI BAARA RUPAIYE KILO HO GAYE HAI" PANEER TOH ITNE ITNE THAILIYON MEIN SONAR K DUKAAN MEIN BIKEGA".INKI ENZEMA KI CREAM BHI PACHPAN RUPAIYE KO AATI HAI.AUR ROTI DUN BETA??"

BALATKAR:

CHATUR:AADARNIYA MAHODAYA AUR MERE PRIYA SHISKAK GAAN.
AAJ AGAR I.C.E AASMAAN K BULAANDIYON KO CHU RAHA HAI TOH ISKA SHREYA JAATA HAI VIRU SAHASRA BUDDHE KO.
PICHLE 25 SAALON SE INHONE ISS COLLEGE MEIN BALAATAR PE BALATAAKAR KIYe.
UMEED HAI AAGE BHI KARTE RAHENGE.
HAME TOH AASCHARYA HOTA HAI KI EK INSAAN APNE JEEVAN KAL MEIN ITNI BALATAKAAR KAISE KAR SAKTA HAI?
INHONE KADI TAPASYA SE APNE AAP KO ISS KABIL BULAYA HAI.
WAQT KA PURNA UPYOG ,GHANTI KAA PURA ISTAMAAL KOI INSSE SIKHE.
JIS DESH MEIN HONGE WAHA BALATKAAR KARENGE!!
"DIKHADENGE SABKO JO BALATAKAR KARNE KI SHAMTA YAHA KI CHAATRA MIEN HAI VO SANSAR KE KISI BHI CHAATRA MEIN NAHI!!!"

AADARNIYA MANTRI JI,


APNE ISS SAUNTHAAN KO VO CHEEZ DI JO HAME SAKT JARURAT THi
"STAN"
STAN HOTA SABHI K PAAS HAI,SABH CHUPAKE RAKHTE HAI PAR DETA KOI NAHI!!
APNE APNA STAN ISS BALATAKARI PURUSH K HATH EIN DIYA HAI!!AABH DEKHIYE YEH KAISA ISKA UPYOG KARTA HAI!!

FART SHLOK:
ISS SUVARNA AVSAR PAR EK SHLOK YAAD AA RAHE HAI


UTMMAM DADHDHAAT PAADAM
MADHYAM PADHAM TUCHUK THUCHUK
KANISHTA THUD THUDI PAADAM
SUR SURI PRAANA GHATAKAM!!
By- VIPUL SHENVI

3 comments:

  1. UTMMAM DADHDHAAT PAADAM
    MADHYAM PADHAM TUCHUK THUCHUK
    KANISHTA THUD THUDI PAADAM
    SUR SURI PRAANA GHATAKAM!!

    "By- VIPUL SHENVI"

    lol

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  2. UTMMAM DADHDHAAT PAADAM
    MADHYAM PADHAM TUCHUK THUCHUK
    KANISHTA THUD THUDI PAADAM
    SUR SURI PRAANA GHATAKAM!!

    "By- VIPUL SHENVI"

    lol very funny

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  3. is this sanskrith?

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